*This is apart of my Watching 19 Of The Greatest TV Shows Of All Time series. Recommend watching the episodes while reading or read after watching, but watching the episodes is not necessary, oh and finally a SPOILER ALERT has been issued you’ve been warned.

1×01 – Pilot

-Okay, 30 Rock the forgotten middle child between The Office and Parks and Recreation. But, I didn’t forget you.

-I aspire to be Tina Fey

-Who would throw away a hot dog? Even if you don’t like them offer them to someone else genius.

-Liz Lemon is such a great name.

-An Steve Urkel reference, oh my God I already love this show.

-Who doesn’t know who Jay Leno is?

-That K-Mart shade, but seriously who shops there, even in 2006?

-Wow this came out in 2006, doesn’t even seen like it, well not yet anyways.

-“Boldness of a younger woman” not sure if that’s a compliment or not. More backhanded than anything else.

-Is Tracy’s breakdown inspired by Britney Spears’s real breakdown?

-That would be a outfit to go eat at Burger King for.

-The pink suit is cute, Elle Woods would be proud.

-I don’t like pumpkins either. Pumpkins in general or pumpkin pie, just dislike anything pumpkin general.

-That grandma parody is either a Madea parody or Martin Lawrence’s Big Momma parody.

-“I hate skinny women”.

-I like that they didn’t ignore that Tracy may be mentally ill, even if that topic isn’t very funny.

-Yeah like a man stopping at a strip club will be a quick stop.

-“This is for computer classes.”

I think I’m already in love with Liz.

-LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD! I LOVE THIS SONG!

-Yes, I’m definitely in love with Liz Lemon.

-That’s so many cats.

-This is why I don’t like cats.

-Looks like his public breakdown didn’t cause him any harm or embarrassment unlike Britney’s.

-AH, she hit him with a water bottle.

1×02 – The Aftermath

-Oh, Jenna still has that scratch from that cat.

-I never need to see Alec Baldwin try to dance again.

-I wish I could order people not to look at me in the eyes.

-I never want to know/learn that much information about my coworkers like ever.

-Thank you Tracy for shooting down that Bill Cosby sketch idea.

-TGS for a name of show is just so basic though.

-Okay, I would do almost anything for some pizza but that pizza didn’t even look good. It had no toppings whatsoever like if you’re gonna bride people with pizza, you better pride them with some good pizza preferably some with toppings.

-“I’m off the deep end, watch as I dive in.” Sorry, no one can make a swimming analogy without me singing Shallow.

-“You need to study your grammar, son.”

This is my type of comedy.

-Janet!

-Oh that’s bad, like almost cringeworthy bad.

-Just take him to a strip club to apologize.

-It’s happening again, Tracy’s mic. This one even worse.

-The black guy is afraid of other black people. I can relate.

– None of what she said wasn’t true, it was mean maybe, but not untrue.

-I’ll forgive people who have wronged me or who I don’t like for pizza.

-She was really prepared with a song.

-Did Tracy steal this yacht? Or just kept the stock photos in the frames?

-She was in the last episode, is she going to play a new character every episode? I’m on board with that.

-It was the former, of course it was. He really stole a yacht.

-I would have jump off too.

-Did Jenna get off the yacht?

-No, no she didn’t.

-But she doesn’t care, so it doesn’t matter!

-Great first two episodes, really enjoying the comedy. Unlike Parks and Recreation (I really love Parks and Recs when it really got going), 30 Rock’s humor is already there from the get-go and we don’t have to wait a season for things to get good.