*This is apart of my Watching 19 Of The Greatest TV Shows Of All Time series. Recommend watching the episodes while reading or read after watching, but watching the episodes is not necessary, oh and finally a SPOILER ALERT has been issued you’ve been warned.

1×01 – Dexter

• Are you ready to sympathize with a serial killer because I’m probably going to end up sympathizing with a serial killer.
• I think we’ve already found our first victim.
• What did he do to deserve this potential killing from Dexter?
• Gotta respect how fast Dexter gets down to business.
• Yeah….that would warrant this.
• He has a code of honor. How very punctual of him.
• Oh wow, Dexter really doesn’t waste any time.
• I can see how Dexter would get away with all these crimes. He’s charming even if he’s faking it.
• Of course his first kill was a animal, it’s always an animal.
• He is very neat monster.
• Debra!
• He’s right, the crime scene does seem staged.
• “How does someone so dumb get so much power?” I am internally screaming.
• Why would you say that to your coworker’s brother?
• Oh that’s gross.
• Gotta wonder if this show ever inspire any real life crimes.
• Mating ritual? It was a wink.
• Aw, donuts. The way to someone’s heart that doesn’t involve cutting into them.
• So Dexter would definitely be classified as psychopath.
• Once again he is very charming.
• So there is someone who isn’t charmed by Dexter.
• That was so many curse words for just one scene.
• The one person who is creeped out by Dexter is black. If that doesn’t say something I don’t know what will.
• Dexter out on the hunt for another victim.
• Animals don’t like you? Huh, I wonder why.
• A lot of men on this show are real creeps huh?
• So, his dad knew about his urges.
• Hello Rita! I was expecting you.
• I guess Rita and Dexter are a prefect match.
• Of course, the next murder takes place where Rita and Dexter are having their date.
• I thought he wasn’t interested in sex?
• Episode is touching a lot of heavy topics and here I thought it was just going to be about murders…
• His dad gave him a code to how he should murder, how…thoughtful of him?
• Heck sometimes police are the ones doing the horrible things.
• Why am I not surprised his dad was totally fine with him killing as long as the people deserve it.
• Dexter as a father? If I wasn’t already spoiled about that being a thing. I wouldn’t had saw that happening.
• Dexter is pretty good at hiding who he is, but he should does let his guard down randomly sometimes.
• Don’t make fun of Debra for doing your job.
• The way they’re treating Debra infuriates me.
• Why is Maria such a b*tch?
• Why does Maria hate Debra so much, yet has a hardon for Dexter? I would think she would want to please Debra to get closer to Dexter.
• Dexter was the plastic wrapped around your face really necessary?
• That’s one less rapist, so thanks Dexter? Now if only he could get to Harvey Weinstein.
• Why is Rita apologizing? Dexter should be the one apologizing.
• He somehow really found the ICE refrigerator truck without even trying.
• That’s a head!
• That smile at thumbs up is exactly why Doug thinks you’re a creep. The thing I don’t get is how come no one else does? Like that’s not normal, actually that’s psychotic. I guess some people can just be so blind.
• God, Maria is really pushing herself onto him.
• Okay, nevermind everyone is just pushing themselves onto Dexter now.
• He really said thank you! And she really replied with you’re welcome. And I just had the most awkward laugh ever.
• Saved by the phone call.
• Saved by the sick child.
• He does realize that she’s going to eventually want to have sex, right? He’s not gonna be able to hide from that forever.
• We have a game between two serial killers, how fun.

1×02 – Crocodile

• These opening credits are interesting to say the least. Really up close and personal.
• That actually looked calming.
• Dexter is a self aware serial killer.
• Would comparing Dexter to Ted Bundy be right? Sure Dexter only kills bad people, but his personality is like Bundy’s in terms of being so charismatic that people didn’t notice anything out of the ordinary. Also good looks (Michael C. Hall is far more attractive than Bundy in my opinion).
• I was starting to wonder if anyone actually came to Dexter’s home. At least Debra does.
• He does kept his home very serial killer like.
• He kept the doll parts?
• I love puzzles but I also hate them for that very reason. Sometimes they just never make sense.
• Does no one think about how weird Dexter is.
• This directing is pretty fantastic might I just say.
• Bananas and pulled pork sandwiches? Um, no thanks. That may also be because I hate bananas.
• Ew, what’s that in the victim’s mouth?
• It’s human flesh, of course it is.
• Okay, eating human flesh is far more grosser than bananas and pork sandwiches I’ll give the show that.
• A double date? This should be awkward.
• Plenty of awful things goes on in his head.
• A cop already killed?
• Beting it’s the husband because it’s always the  husband.
• Speaking of husbands, I wonder if Dexter has killed Rita’s ex-husband. I mean he fits the standard, I can see him doing that if he hasn’t already.
• Dexter actually likes Rita, interesting.
• Having been spoiled about what happens to Rita makes that Dexter’s comment even sadder.
• Oh so the double date is more so for Dexter protecting himself than doing something nice for his sister and girlfriend. Okay, gotcha.
• Curious about the other girls Dexter has been close with.
• I like how Dexter calls Debra sister.
• This is too easy.
• He’s leaving behind little trophies for them, he just playing a game with them.
• Does Maria not like Debra because of her father? If so, why does she like Dexter, because he’s good looking right?
• He’s trying to toy with Dexter…
• Police really know how to overdo things.
• Crocodile tears! That’s why the episode is named crocodile also because of Dexter’s sea monster thing from earlier. I can be really slow sometimes, but that’s nothing new.
• Not guilty, not surprised.
• That’s a huge and bloody bite mark.
• DNA fits.
• Dexter, you cannot have that huge smile on your face like that.
• They did good casting wise with the younger version of Dexter. Although he looks so much like Tom Welling to me, it’s kinda distracting.
• Is Dexter going to drugged this dude’s drink?
• Nevermind he’s really just that drunk. Shows why Dexter is doing what he’s doing.
• How does someone get off scott free after hurting that many people? Man this justice system even in shows…
• So Doug does have a soft side.
• Dexter in the role of overprotecting brother.
• Between this and Prison Break, I have seen enough prison stabbings this month alone for my entire life.
• Now that’s how to comfort someone who has been in a traumatic experience by being understanding. It’s easy, but it’s a effective thing people should try to do more.
• The last decent guy on Earth just so happens to be a serial killer, go figure.
• Dexter showing he’s still a psychopath and has no real feelings. That line has already gotten a bit fuzzy. I’m sure it gets even fuzzier as the show goes on.
• Yay, good for Debra. She deserves it and I bet it felt good to hear Maria have to praise her after all the negative comments she made about her.
• They were in a relationship, ah that makes a lot of sense. Understand why Doug was so passionate about the case.
• There’s always a another woman and sometimes it’s you.
• Dexter seemed to be a little more human when he was younger. He must of lost it the older he got.
• When are we going to find out how or who killed Dexter and Debra’s parents?
• Set up that many times for the same accident? Just take accountability before you die.
• If he had taken accountability before then he wouldn’t be here now.
• You can’t get behind the wheel drunk that many times and be sorry. That’s not how that works.
• He keeps all the samples of blood of the people he kills. Sure that’s gonna come back up again.
• If the serial killer wasn’t toying with Dexter before, he sure is now.